Bleah

I'm feeling too nauseated to work on fiction right now (I've got one of those sinus headaches that thinks it's a migraine), so have a meme instead.

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Feel free to mention any pairing from a fandom you know I like, or any of my original characters. I'll try to come up with technology equivalents for non-modern day settings.

Garden of Prose update!

I've received a donation, so The Sheep is now posted in full! It's a fairly short piece. I hope you all enjoy it.

There is also $5 above the amount needed to sponsor the story, so that's available to sponsor 500 words on something else. I'll post a poll after all the stories from this Garden are posted, which will hopefully be in the next few days.