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[clare_dragonfly]

I'm feeling too nauseated to work on fiction right now (I've got one of those sinus headaches that thinks it's a migraine), so have a meme instead.

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Feel free to mention any pairing from a fandom you know I like, or any of my original characters. I'll try to come up with technology equivalents for non-modern day settings.

Comments

[aldersprig]

Reid/Prentiss
Morgan/Garcia?
(feeling silly) Kai/Rozen

[clare_dragonfly]

Reid/Prentiss:
who is the big spoon/little spoon: They're pretty egalitarian. It depends on whose bed they're in.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Games, of course. Chess is Prentiss' favorite, poker is Reid's.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Reid. Prentiss says if he didn't wear so many layers he wouldn't feel like he has to wash so much.
what they order from take out: Anything but Chinese. (You know how Reid feels about chopsticks.)
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Reid cheating at cards.
who does most of the cleaning: Prentiss, only because Reid never does any of it, ever.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Neither. Reid doesn't watch new TV and Prentiss only watches spy movies.
who controls the netflix queue: Prentiss usually does, but Reid sneaks documentaries on it in the middle of the night, and she pretends she's annoyed.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Reid does it so Prentiss won't try to fix it.
who steals the blankets: Reid. Constantly. Every night.
who leaves their stuff around: Reid. All over the place. Emily is much more contained.
who remembers to buy the milk: Neither. Prentiss knows Reid is lactose intolerant and won't buy it for him. He doesn't remember half the things he's supposed to shop for. She complains about his eidetic memory, and he complains that she should write things down if he wants her to remember.
who remembers anniversaries: They both do, because Reid writes them on the calendar.

For Morgan/Garcia I refer you to these answers, with which I totally concur!

Kai/Rozen:
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Rozen, purely for size practicality.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Kai's favorite is unraveling the intricacies of Ownership. Rozen's is very similar--trying to get through loopholes in her orders.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Kai uses more of it, but only because Rozen has orders against showering for too long if she's not with him.
what they order from take out: They don't exactly get take-out where they are, but both are fond of sushi.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Letting people know about the exact relationship between them.
who does most of the cleaning: Rozen, of course. Kai loves making him.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Rozen likes crime shows.
who controls the netflix queue: Kai (controls everything). She likes historical documentaries, too.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Kai is the landlord. And she or her family does the work.
who steals the blankets: When they sleep in the same bed, Kai does.
who leaves their stuff around: Rozen; Kai won't let herself order him not to, since she doesn't want to be too much of a control freak.
who remembers to buy the milk: Somebody else does the milking.
who remembers anniversaries: Kai would, if they had anniversaries, which they don't.

[aldersprig]

<3<3<3!!!! AWESOME!

[clare_dragonfly]

Hehe, thank you! Glad you agree XD

[aldersprig]

That was awesome. :-D

[d_generate_girl]

Gibbs/Abby.

[clare_dragonfly]

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Gibbs is absolutely the big spoon. He protects his Abby.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Crime-solving. Duuuh.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Gibbs is more likely to. He doesn't take long showers, but he does take very hot ones.
what they order from take out: Gibbs likes Chinese and French food. Abby doesn't care, as long as she doesn't have to cook. Except when she wants to cook.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Abby insists that they only fight over important things. Gibbs disagrees, but declines to share the details of their disagreements.
who does most of the cleaning: Gibbs actually likes cleaning. Abby likes watching him vacuum and pretending to crack a whip.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Neither of them really watch TV, actually. Abby uses the internet, Gibbs occasionally has background noise in his basement.
who controls the netflix queue: Tony, actually, but it hasn't been touched in months.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Occasionally Abby goes behind Gibbs' back and does so. Mostly, Gibbs fixes it.
who steals the blankets: Abby does, but only to make Gibbs steal them back, which gives her an opportunity to start a tickle war.
who leaves their stuff around: Both do. Gibbs leaves tools where he's used them, and Abby tends to shed clothes and jewelry as she moves around the house. Neither complains.
who remembers to buy the milk: Gibbs, even though he doesn't drink it, because he's thoughtful like that.
who remembers anniversaries: Gibbs always does, even when Abby thinks he forgot.

[d_generate_girl]

<3 LOVE.

Tony controls everyone's Netflix queues. Ever.