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[clare_dragonfly]

I'm feeling too nauseated to work on fiction right now (I've got one of those sinus headaches that thinks it's a migraine), so have a meme instead.

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Feel free to mention any pairing from a fandom you know I like, or any of my original characters. I'll try to come up with technology equivalents for non-modern day settings.

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[clare_dragonfly]

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Gibbs is absolutely the big spoon. He protects his Abby.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Crime-solving. Duuuh.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Gibbs is more likely to. He doesn't take long showers, but he does take very hot ones.
what they order from take out: Gibbs likes Chinese and French food. Abby doesn't care, as long as she doesn't have to cook. Except when she wants to cook.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Abby insists that they only fight over important things. Gibbs disagrees, but declines to share the details of their disagreements.
who does most of the cleaning: Gibbs actually likes cleaning. Abby likes watching him vacuum and pretending to crack a whip.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Neither of them really watch TV, actually. Abby uses the internet, Gibbs occasionally has background noise in his basement.
who controls the netflix queue: Tony, actually, but it hasn't been touched in months.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Occasionally Abby goes behind Gibbs' back and does so. Mostly, Gibbs fixes it.
who steals the blankets: Abby does, but only to make Gibbs steal them back, which gives her an opportunity to start a tickle war.
who leaves their stuff around: Both do. Gibbs leaves tools where he's used them, and Abby tends to shed clothes and jewelry as she moves around the house. Neither complains.
who remembers to buy the milk: Gibbs, even though he doesn't drink it, because he's thoughtful like that.
who remembers anniversaries: Gibbs always does, even when Abby thinks he forgot.

[d_generate_girl]

<3 LOVE.

Tony controls everyone's Netflix queues. Ever.