Warehouse 13: "Emily Lake/Stand"
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clare_dragonflyWarning for spoilers (obviously) and also copious amounts of HG/Myka shipping glee.
"I'm the guy who knew you'd follow me." Myka and Pete: Still BEST PARTNERS EVER.
Oh, Claudia. Is that a bat necklace? It's awesome.
Please don't be evil, Jinxy. Please, please.
WHAT. Is this high school the regent jail?!
Whoa, she doesn't even have a British accent. She sounds weird. This totally is the regent jail. Or... Helena's body is here, her mind is somewhere else?
Oh, this is cool.
Claudia, you are a better liar than this. You just don't want to lie to Artie.
OMG, is the cat HG? It totally is! Aww, purring, because she's squished up against her own boobs.
...okay, Emily Lake is just a complete idiot.
Okay, I heard the cat meow--where's HG with her amazing cat-enhanced kenpo skills?
Oh damn.
Well, at least I'm sure it's not really HG, so the bad guys have failed. (Please don't be evil, Jinxy.)
If they've really kidnapped HG, why don't they try the hologram orb thingy?
Huh... is her accent coming back?
Eee, these guys are torturing too? Hopefully if Jinxy really is working with them, that's what will turn him back to the good guys.
Okay, that really isn't giving HG a normal life, because that really isn't her.
So when did this happen? It would have to have been somewhere in the middle of the season, if she lost her memories. This doesn't really make sense. Why would they put her in some prison for a while, and only then mess with her memories?
Okay, I guess that mostly explains it. Does that mean she's not the cat? Dammit.
...if it's not in the Warehouse, it's got to be in some even-more-secure Regent location, or else they are complete idiots.
Of course it's hidden in plain sight. The Regents are awesome.
(The youngest holds the key! Wait, no she doesn't. I'm just a dork.)
Oh, they are finding the sphere. How did they even get it there?
She knows it's serious because Pete isn't being a jerk.
Yes, Jane, we know about the seed of darkness. Please be more specific. What does this have to do with Pinocchio anyway?
Pete, you jerk, you can't kill your partner's girlfriend!
Claudia, you are the best. Also, I knew HG was going to say that. ♥
LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE SO IN LOVE. And I totally called at the beginning of this episode that the death they kept advertising was going to be HG.
LOVE LOVE LOVE.
After all this I hope he really can destroy it.
Oh, shit.
Wow, Myka's got the gun out. This is serious.
Go Clauds!
No way is Claudia dead. I know this because the ad made it sound like it was going to be her. Also, I don't believe Jinks killed her, because they didn't show her body.
Yes! I knew it!
YES HE'S A GOOD GUY AFTER ALL YES YES YES HE'S UNDERCOVER I KNEW IT
Jinks & Claudia BFFEs!
Wait, do Jinxy and Pete both have dead sisters? Pete's sister isn't dead, is she?
Dammit, Myka, go to the hospital, you probably at least need stitches.
Okay, now they've messed with my head so much I have no idea who's going to die (unless they just mean Sykes). Fine work, SyFy.
...are those Tesla rifles?! Claudia, you rock so hard.
Oh god, don't tell me Steve is dead in there. You are not allowed to kill him.
NOT FAIR. WE JUST GOT HIM BACK. Maybe they can use whatever artifact Marcus has been using to bring him back? Why would the bad guys kill Jinks anyway?
She's not business as usual, Pete, you can see that.
Why is he so... blue? His neck was snapped, wasn't it? Or did some artifact kill him?
And when exactly did she get a chance to change her clothes?
Yeah, her blood was definitely red-hot when she killed people.
The ancient Regent sanctum?! That sounds pretty cheesy.
Do they know who Tyler is? I don't remember meeting him before this episode.
And Myka speaks Chinese. So awesome.
I have to say I love Jane's style. She is one classy lady.
I was just thinking there hadn't been enough Leena this episode. Eep!
How does Sykes get people to work for him anyway?
Why does a place that's been shut down need a lock? Is Kataranga just a sadist?
Putting Myka in the chair to play chess? Good move, Sykes, but not just for the reason you think. I bet Myka is awesome at chess.
Ooh Leena backstory?! Yes please! Leena badass, yes yes please! (Okay, no backstory. Disappointed.)
Is it really a good bet to use a chess move with a name? Shouldn't you be a little more creative than that? I love the chess pieces though.
...what. That is too awesome. (How can it lead to Warehouse 13 though? Shouldn't it lead to Warehouse 12 if anything?)
Okay, Myka and HG are alone together! Time for sex now!
No, Sykes, actually you don't have it.
HELL YES MRS. FREDERIC TO THE RESCUE. Is my beloved theory about to be confirmed after all the times it's been debunked?! No... I guess not.
Don't tell Mrs. Frederic she doesn't know something. Because she fucking does. She knows everything.
HOLY SHIT MYKA AND HG TIED UP TOGETHER. ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE. I NEED ICONS OF THIS MOMENT. AND GIFS. AND A DESKTOP WALLPAPER.
YES CLAUDIA GETS HER REVENGE. How did she know?!
Huzzah, Pete approves! They can get married now!
Wheelchair bomb? Ooh, artifact-y wheelchair bomb. Okay, Sykes is pretty smart.
HG/MYKA LOVE.
I've often wondered why they don't just destroy the artifacts instead of warehousing them. Now I guess they get to. Is this the end of Warehouse 13? Are they going to have to move to Warehouse 14 now?
Whoa, what? Ew! So are they going to explain how she lived so long too? Or is it just because she's tied to the artifact?
And... really? That's the end of the season? Okay, that was an amazing episode except for the very last thirty seconds. We didn't even get to see Claudia bring Steve back to life!
"I'm the guy who knew you'd follow me." Myka and Pete: Still BEST PARTNERS EVER.
Oh, Claudia. Is that a bat necklace? It's awesome.
Please don't be evil, Jinxy. Please, please.
WHAT. Is this high school the regent jail?!
Whoa, she doesn't even have a British accent. She sounds weird. This totally is the regent jail. Or... Helena's body is here, her mind is somewhere else?
Oh, this is cool.
Claudia, you are a better liar than this. You just don't want to lie to Artie.
OMG, is the cat HG? It totally is! Aww, purring, because she's squished up against her own boobs.
...okay, Emily Lake is just a complete idiot.
Okay, I heard the cat meow--where's HG with her amazing cat-enhanced kenpo skills?
Oh damn.
Well, at least I'm sure it's not really HG, so the bad guys have failed. (Please don't be evil, Jinxy.)
If they've really kidnapped HG, why don't they try the hologram orb thingy?
Huh... is her accent coming back?
Eee, these guys are torturing too? Hopefully if Jinxy really is working with them, that's what will turn him back to the good guys.
Okay, that really isn't giving HG a normal life, because that really isn't her.
So when did this happen? It would have to have been somewhere in the middle of the season, if she lost her memories. This doesn't really make sense. Why would they put her in some prison for a while, and only then mess with her memories?
Okay, I guess that mostly explains it. Does that mean she's not the cat? Dammit.
...if it's not in the Warehouse, it's got to be in some even-more-secure Regent location, or else they are complete idiots.
Of course it's hidden in plain sight. The Regents are awesome.
(The youngest holds the key! Wait, no she doesn't. I'm just a dork.)
Oh, they are finding the sphere. How did they even get it there?
She knows it's serious because Pete isn't being a jerk.
Yes, Jane, we know about the seed of darkness. Please be more specific. What does this have to do with Pinocchio anyway?
Pete, you jerk, you can't kill your partner's girlfriend!
Claudia, you are the best. Also, I knew HG was going to say that. ♥
LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE SO IN LOVE. And I totally called at the beginning of this episode that the death they kept advertising was going to be HG.
LOVE LOVE LOVE.
After all this I hope he really can destroy it.
Oh, shit.
Wow, Myka's got the gun out. This is serious.
Go Clauds!
No way is Claudia dead. I know this because the ad made it sound like it was going to be her. Also, I don't believe Jinks killed her, because they didn't show her body.
Yes! I knew it!
YES HE'S A GOOD GUY AFTER ALL YES YES YES HE'S UNDERCOVER I KNEW IT
Jinks & Claudia BFFEs!
Wait, do Jinxy and Pete both have dead sisters? Pete's sister isn't dead, is she?
Dammit, Myka, go to the hospital, you probably at least need stitches.
Okay, now they've messed with my head so much I have no idea who's going to die (unless they just mean Sykes). Fine work, SyFy.
...are those Tesla rifles?! Claudia, you rock so hard.
Oh god, don't tell me Steve is dead in there. You are not allowed to kill him.
NOT FAIR. WE JUST GOT HIM BACK. Maybe they can use whatever artifact Marcus has been using to bring him back? Why would the bad guys kill Jinks anyway?
She's not business as usual, Pete, you can see that.
Why is he so... blue? His neck was snapped, wasn't it? Or did some artifact kill him?
And when exactly did she get a chance to change her clothes?
Yeah, her blood was definitely red-hot when she killed people.
The ancient Regent sanctum?! That sounds pretty cheesy.
Do they know who Tyler is? I don't remember meeting him before this episode.
And Myka speaks Chinese. So awesome.
I have to say I love Jane's style. She is one classy lady.
I was just thinking there hadn't been enough Leena this episode. Eep!
How does Sykes get people to work for him anyway?
Why does a place that's been shut down need a lock? Is Kataranga just a sadist?
Putting Myka in the chair to play chess? Good move, Sykes, but not just for the reason you think. I bet Myka is awesome at chess.
Ooh Leena backstory?! Yes please! Leena badass, yes yes please! (Okay, no backstory. Disappointed.)
Is it really a good bet to use a chess move with a name? Shouldn't you be a little more creative than that? I love the chess pieces though.
...what. That is too awesome. (How can it lead to Warehouse 13 though? Shouldn't it lead to Warehouse 12 if anything?)
Okay, Myka and HG are alone together! Time for sex now!
No, Sykes, actually you don't have it.
HELL YES MRS. FREDERIC TO THE RESCUE. Is my beloved theory about to be confirmed after all the times it's been debunked?! No... I guess not.
Don't tell Mrs. Frederic she doesn't know something. Because she fucking does. She knows everything.
HOLY SHIT MYKA AND HG TIED UP TOGETHER. ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE. I NEED ICONS OF THIS MOMENT. AND GIFS. AND A DESKTOP WALLPAPER.
YES CLAUDIA GETS HER REVENGE. How did she know?!
Huzzah, Pete approves! They can get married now!
Wheelchair bomb? Ooh, artifact-y wheelchair bomb. Okay, Sykes is pretty smart.
HG/MYKA LOVE.
I've often wondered why they don't just destroy the artifacts instead of warehousing them. Now I guess they get to. Is this the end of Warehouse 13? Are they going to have to move to Warehouse 14 now?
Whoa, what? Ew! So are they going to explain how she lived so long too? Or is it just because she's tied to the artifact?
And... really? That's the end of the season? Okay, that was an amazing episode except for the very last thirty seconds. We didn't even get to see Claudia bring Steve back to life!